Training Grounds: This blog will remain 100% apolitical (for now)...

...but this is funny.

Besides, it wouldn't be a chronicling of my memoirs if I didn't have at least one post documenting this ridiculous campaign season.

Endorsements

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Anonymous

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"You're a douche. Get a life. No one cares."

Anonymous

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"Just started reading the blog. Love it."

Tony

"Ok seriously... you're hilarious! I enjoy reading your insight."

Stefani

"I really appreciate that someone at the same point as me in medical education is chronicnling these things in written form. Thanks for writing."

Anonymous

""Wow. You're a fantastic writer."

Sarah

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Anonymous

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Tracy

"I love your blog! The stories are written perfectly."

Anonymous

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Useless Numbers From Medical School

||||| RESIDENCY NUMBERS

» # of Procedures Performed: 230

||||| RESIDENCY APPLICATIONS

» # of Programs Applied: 45

» # of Interview Offers: 15

» # of Interviews Attended: 11

» Miles Traveled: 23,725

» Cities Visited: 14

» $$$ Spent: $8,077

» Matched: #2!!!

||||| CLINICAL YEARS

» Patients Followed: 706

» Surgeries Scrubbed: 151

» Nights On Call: 56

» Prostates Examined: 10

||||| BOARDS (NOW WITH MORE STEP 2!)

» QBank Questions Completed: 5,747

» Review Book Pages Read: Too Many

||||| PRE-CLINICAL YEARS

» Notecards Made: 7,870

» Hours Spent Taking Tests: 152

» Hours Spent In Class: 2,490

» OR Hours: 37

» Clinic Hours: 293

September 11, 2008

This blog will remain 100% apolitical (for now)...

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