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Was riding up the hospital elevator up from the Starbucks in the lobby this morning with a classmate of mine. We were both clutching venti size coffees, and I turn to him and go:
"How much sleep did you get last night?"
"2 hours. You?"
"3, I was lucky."
A lady in the elevator with us suddenly laughs and says: "It builds character."
NEW. MOTTO.
Your notes sometimes look like this:

And other times look like this:
You spend $495 to go through the worst experience of your life.
Officially registered for Step I. It is now an inevitable Everest in my near future. Ok, maybe avoidable, but I can think of better ways to fart away 500 bills (translation: beer). I knew it was a bad sign when US Bank upgraded my Visa to a Platinum card last week.
You look forward to Christmas not for the family or the time to relax or the weather or the music... but for the Starbucks gift cards.
You burn through an entire iPod battery in a single "study session."
You're excited to get off clinic early not because it gives you an afternoon off, but because it gives you more time to study.