So this month has been a blast from the past. Like all fourth year medical students in our fine nation, I've been spending the past week buffing, fluffing, proofreading, and shining my residency application. It brought back many a "fond" memory of 2006 when I was going through a similar process applying to medical school. And just like before, I'm stuck in that weird limbo now where everything is submitted, there's nothing left to do, and now it's a matter of waiting, and waiting, and waiting. As someone whose past four years have been filled with things to plan, things to do, things to prepare for... it's a strange feeling.
"Fortunately" I have Step 2 to keep me busy this month, which involves plenty of QBank and First Aid. It brings back many a "fond" memory of 2009 and preparing for Step 1. Luckily, none of the same anxieties this time around. But I'm back to my favorite spot at my favorite Starbucks, highlighters in hand. God knows how I did this for two whole years.
Luckily, only another 10 days of this then I'll literally be out of things to do. Who knows what I'll do then, I sure don't.
She was 28 years old when she first noticed the spot on her tongue.
Red and bleeding, it resembled a pinpoint ulcer along the left lateral border. She went to her doctor, with understandable concern. And he reassured her it looked like a small aphthous ulcer. He told her if it did not get better, or got larger, to come back and see him.
Shortly after that, she became pregnant with her third child. And as anyone would in that situation would likely do, concerns of small aphthous ulcers were placed into the back of her mind as her and her husband went about planning the new addition to their family. Months went by, until one day in her third trimester, she was brushing her teeth and noticed blood on the toothbrush. She took a look at her tongue again, only this time to find a large hard mass in place of the small red spot from before.
What followed was more doctors visits, biopsies, referrals, and a diagnosis... squamous cell carcinoma of the left lateral tongue. She was told there would need to be surgery, but not for another few weeks until her baby was safely delivered.
The baby was safely delivered.
It was the morning of her operation when our paths first crossed. I introduced myself to her, and the entirety of her large, supportive family in the pre-op room. I made small talk, and she spoke in articulate words with a slight British accent. I asked if she had any questions, and she shook her head no.
Back in the operating room, it was business as usual. Help transfer the patient to the OR table. SCDs on. Bovie pad on. Extra blanket on. Warm air circulating. She succumbs to the general anesthetic. Intubation successful. Rotate table 180 degrees. I go out to scrub with the attending and resident, yellow iodine dripping down my forearms into the sink. Sterile towel. Sterile gown. Gloves. Spin. Prep the operative field.
We are finally ready to begin, and we finally get a good look at the tumor. It it large, extending from the lateral edge nearly to the tip. Fingers of white parasite extending deeper into the tissue.
Calmly, the operation commences. According to the pre-operative MRI, it looked like the tumor did not creep too deep. The hope was to get in, get clean margins, and close primarily, leaving her enough residual tissue that her speech and swallowing would be largely unaffected. The dissection proceeds around the mass, and finally the bovie tip penetrates out the opposite side. Frozen sections are sent off to pathology, and we breathe a sigh of relief for the moment. We sit and absorb ourselves in the BB King playing from the iPod. We have a discussion about how much we enjoy the blues.
The phone rings, pathology on the other end. "Frozen sections show margin passing through tumor." In the passing 3 hours, more tissue was taken, more sections were sent, more phones ring, and more swear words penetrate the soft, solemn blues of BB King wafting through the air. The partial glossectomy transforms itself into a hemoglossectomy, which creeps towards a near total glossectomy with each positive margin. Finally, margins are clear and we close, folding the thin strip of remaining tongue over onto itself and securing it with the appropriate number of half hitches.
I am reminded on my last question to her before the operation, when she simply shook her head and smiled. What brings me back to that moment is that for the next few days, her sole mode of communication involves those same left-right, upwards-downwards motions. Any pain? Shake no. Comfortable? Shake yes. Ok, more of the same today. Try to get out of the bed. She turns out to be quite lucky in some ways. Her swallowing was intact. And she will eventually speak again, though not without a heavy lisp and not until the burns of the radiation therapy subside and many months of speech therapy are completed.
There were two things that stuck out to me as particularly profound about this case, about this mother of three.
First occurred during those nauseating hours in the OR as frozen section after frozen section returned with tumor as we burrowed deeper into tongue tissue. With each subsequent resection, I could not shake the feeling of how horribly I felt for the patient, that we were slowly robbing her of her chance at a normal life. Part of that is good, I think. It means these past four years of medical school have not robbed me of those intimate emotions, of the ability to feel empathy for the person prepped and draped in front of me. But I was also struck by how calmly and confidently the attending surgeon, a man I greatly respect and admire, went back to work with each setback... steadfastly marching with tenacity towards negative margins. He knew the data, but more importantly he had lived the data in his many years of practice. He knew that if we did not get clear margins, this woman in front of us would be robbed of her chance to see her children grow old. So he could bury those emotions in order to do what is necessary. Me, I could not yet detach myself from those feelings of horror, because I was not yet convinced it was necessary. Quite bluntly, I have not seen enough people die to be convinced.
It reminded me how much time and space still yet separate myself, inquisitive pitiful fourth year medical student, from the title of surgeon. Because in that situation, I'm not sure I could have done what was necessary. That was humbling to realize.
The second profound moment came the next week in clinic when the attending, chief resident, and myself saw the name of a 32 year of woman on the schedule for follow-up. She too had developed a tongue cancer noticed after becoming pregnant. She too required an operation and radiation. We got to talking, and the chief resident remembered another young woman from her second year of residency who had a tongue squamous cell. We look at her chart and notice she was pregnant. "Interesting," the attending states, and we go to see our follow-up patient. Somehow the conversation turned to what we were discussing earlier, and the patient states she also knew another young woman in the south part of the state who had tongue squamous cell. The momentum of the conversation between the three of us accelerated throughout the day. By the end of clinic, we had assembled a list of 9 young pregnant women with tongue cancer who had been operated on in the past several years. Questions floated about to the tune of the scientific method. Why pregnancy? Why are we seeing more of these tumors? What's different about these tumors? Are there unique ways of approaching treating them?
And so a hypothesis was born. And a plan. There would be a study. IRB protocols and special stains and information databases and eventually a publication. And hopefully... progress. And I thought that all is not so horrible after all.
There's a dangerous new mistress in my life that's been sucking up all my time I would have been writing on here, and her name is "ERAS". I know, sexy.
Anyways, promise more stuff is coming soon.
Man, time flies when you're having fun, I guess. My four weeks on my otolaryngology sub-i were over in a flash. I have to admit, I was a bit nervous coming into the rotation. I felt like I had a fair amount of exposure to the field of otolaryngology, but any time you're making a decision to enter a field when you haven't spent dedicated time rotating through the specialty, you have to wonder if you'll end up enjoying it as much as you think you will. Luckily, I found a great experience during my rotation that reaffirmed rather than undermined my decision.
That being said, talk about a crash course of an experience. Doing a sub-i in a field that is only peripherally covered by the third year rotations, I found myself having to read quite a bit every night just to stay on top of the topics I may see in the clinic or OR the next day. Luckily, I got to rotate through a different service each week, so I could focus each week on learning one specific aspect of the field, be it head & neck, rhinology, peds, or facial plastics. That being said, I felt like the rotation was much less about showing what I knew and much more about showing my willingness to learn. Definitely a different experience than some of my friends who were doing sub-i's in general surgery, internal medicine, etc where you're expected to have mastered basic principles as a third year and graduated on to more patient management.
That being said, being a sub-i kicks butt compared to being a third year. The attendings know you are entering their field, and are much more willing to tolerate your presence and teach. You're given more hands-on opportunities. You're seen more as part of the team and less as a stranger passing through for a few weeks. Good times abound.
Some highlights from the four weeks:
- First assisting an 
entire anterior lateral thigh free flap
- Getting to perform a trachesotomy on my own
- Pulling a popcorn kernel out of a 3 year old kiddo's ear
- Draining 350cc's of pus out of a patient's neck who has a post-op infection (I'm afraid to admit... I love I&D's)
- Becoming known as "the PEG man" on service, and being paged specifically to come put one in
- First assisting an entire rhinoplasty with rib cartilage harvest
- First time getting to use the microdebrider
- First time getting to play with the DaVinci robot
- First time getting to shoot the laser
But, all good things must come to an end. My sub-i wrapped up and now I'm off on an away rotation. Living in a different, large city with only a small furniture-less room and a twin sized bed to call home. But still otolaryngology, so I can't complain. Grin.
So third year ended 2 weeks ago for me, 
and I've yet to write about it. You think after an "accomplishment" such a surviving third year I'd be bursting with feeeeeelings about the matter. After all, I briefly delved into the realm of the introspective when I finished first year, and I got damn near teary-eyed after taking down Step 1. After third year, I don't know. I don't have that same sense of accomplishment, and the same sense of transitioning onto something new. Am I glad I no longer have to rotate through specialties I have no interest in showing faux-interest along the way? You betcha. But I didn't wake up the day after my OB/Gyn shelf feeling any older or wiser. I think part of that is because the transition to the next level of competency tends to come throughout third year rather than after it. Before my last shelf exam, I was thinking a lot about my first rotation on peds and the student I was then was very different from the student I am now. But that change was a slow process that had little to do with the MS label after my name. Basically, I can see the progress I made this year, but don't really feel like I "survived" anything. Maybe it's because I really enjoyed third year and the things that are historically dreaded about it weren't that big of a deal to me. Maybe it's because I'm going into a surgical field and I know my days of sleep deprivation, early mornings, and busy days are far from over. And you know what, I'm cool with that.
That being said, good riddance to the third year label. It'll be nice to not have people automatically assume you know nothing and can do nothing just because you're a third year medical student.
Anyways, it was a good week off, and now I'm on to the greener pastures of fourth year, the "best year of medical school."
I had an interesting conversation with a friend in the military the other day about the things we do for work and how they become so mundane to us, that we lose sense of what's normal. As third year draws to a close and I look back at the experiences of the past 12 months, I realize how much I have seen and experienced that to many (or most) people would be vasovagal-inducing, nauseating, disturbing, masochistic, macabre, or just plain strange which has simply become... normal, to me. It is normal to be covered in blood or various other bodily fluids. It is normal for the workplace to smell of feces and urine. It is normal to work 15 hours a day. It is normal to stick your hand into various bodily orifices, natural or artificial. It is normal to disassemble the human body, intervene in a problem, then reassemble using silk, nylon, and stainless steel. It is normal to discuss bowel habits, suicidal thoughts, and sexual activity the first time you meet a person.
Back when I was in undergrad, I remember some of the jokes about certain medical specialties. Proctology. Who would want to deal with butts all day? Urology. Who would want to touch penises all day? Gynecology. Who would want to stare down vaginas all day? C'mon man, that's gross. Seriously, who would want to do that for a living? Especially a guy.
Well, after two weeks on OB/Gyn and numerous sterile speculum exams, the field has become... normalized. And really, once the pelvic exam stops being weird and starts being just one more physical exam you "do" to get information, you begin to see what's cool about the field. It's fast paced and busy, where things can go from reassuring to tenuous quickly. A good balance of medicine and surgery. Good outcomes for the patient in most circumstances, and a chance to significantly improve outcomes in cases where things are more dire. A sense of participating in an important moment in the patient's life.
But yes, all "that" stuff about OB/Gyn is now nothing unusual. So much so that when I do a pelvic exam now, all the anxieties I felt before about an exam that seemed so "gross" and inappropriate before just seems like another part of my job. My main concerns are more for the patient and how she may feel about a baby-faced male doctor-to-be performing an exam that is uncomfortable and in principle socially taboo. I am still very much in tune with that, and still struggle with balancing patient discomfort with my own education. But as far as it seeming gross, or unusual, those feelings are gone. I already find myself forgetting what it was like to know nothing about obstetrics. The 17 year old nulliparous patient who has no idea it is normal to defecate the bed during delivery. The couple who just welcomed their first child into the world who have a brief look of horror when the resident says she is now "using suture to reapproximate the vaginal wall." The 28 year old new mother who glances down in horror after we "remove" 300cc's of clot from her uterus post-partum. I forget how strange these things must seem.
During a c-section earlier in the week, the anesthesiology resident was comforting the patient during the procedure, talking her through the steps of the procedure. We had just finished closing the hysterotomy, and the resident says flatly "they just finished closing the uterus, you may feel some discomfort as they return the uterus to inside the body." I can imagine the patient's eyes growing wide, but all I hear over the drape is "WHAT!?!???" A large part of me cannot find fault in his faux pas, as these things seem routine to us. There is nothing strange about removing the uterus and placing it on the stomach to better sew the incision.
Just a few things that are now normal to me.
Ironically, 3 of the first 8 image results for the keyword "normal" in google images are of genitalia.
So I'm a week into OB/Gyn, which has traditionally been labeled as the estrogen-charged girls club of the third year rotations. I've heard some horror stories from a few members of my class of the male gender, so I had a few trepidations heading into the rotation.
I was standing in the workroom doing board rounds last week when the conversation of the room turned to hair straighteners. Believe me when I tell you I now know more about hair straighteners than I ever cared to know. My intern turned to me and mouths "sor-ry", and someone makes a comment about how I was the only guy in a room of 9 women. The funny thing is, I didn't even bat an eye at the entire situation. Hell, I didn't even notice the female predominance of the room until someone pointed it out. It seems like I've been working on female dominated teams more of the year, so I decided to do a formal count.
And of the 40 residents and attendings I've worked under this year... 33 have been women.
Maybe this has conferred some inherent advantage on this rotation, because things have gone swimmingly well so far. After all, we're all just living in a woman's world.
4 weeks left in third year.
So this month has been a blast from the past. Like all fourth year medical students in our fine nation, I've been spending the past week buffing, fluffing, proofreading, and shining my residency application. It brought back many a "fond" memory of 2006 when I was going through a similar process applying to medical school. And just like before, I'm stuck in that weird limbo now where everything is submitted, there's nothing left to do, and now it's a matter of waiting, and waiting, and waiting. As someone whose past four years have been filled with things to plan, things to do, things to prepare for... it's a strange feeling.
