January 19, 2009

Dear kidney, I love you.

The following words were uttered from my mouth this past Thursday:

"I hate this so much it makes me miss 'renal'."

Yes, neuroscience, neuroanatomy, neuropilates, all that neuro- junk has officially crawled itself to the top of the Super Aggro Crag that is my 'Most Hated' list. Maybe that's because I've spent the past 3 days straight cramming for an exam I spent the previous week and a half being a piece of crap preparing for. But I'd rather pawn off my irresponsibility on the subject matter. I was at Macaroni Grill last night and all I could think to draw on my paper tablecloth with my Roasted Pepper Red crayon was a f#@cking diagram of the cerebral cortex (complete with labels!). I am so much better then that.

Exam tomorrow. I will feel so much better when I purge myself of this information all over that scantron sheet.

Until then, I defer to Bobby Boucher.
Mama says that alligators are ornery 'cause they got all them teeth but no toothbrush.
Somethin's wrong with his medulla oblongata.


Anonymous said...

I'd take neuro or renal anyday

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